52 Paradise Street, Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria LA14 1JG
Fourteen en-suite rooms over four floors. Everything you need in the first week is on this page. Keep it bookmarked.
Tap once and this page will show your kitchen, your cupboard and your thermostat wherever they come up.
Everyone leaves, every time. Never assume it is a test.

Fire, gas and serious injury first. Everything else can wait until the morning.

One key on a master system. It opens the four doors you need and nothing else.
The same code is on the Wi-Fi card in your room. You cannot scan it on the phone you are reading this on — type the password instead, and mind the capital P.
It comes furnished and it goes back the way you found it.
Four floors and a roof terrace. Two ways out at the bottom.

Two of them, one on the ground floor and one on the second. Seven rooms to each.
Fourteen rooms, two kitchens. Tap your room number and the right kitchen opens with your cupboard doors lit up — you only ever see your own.
Rooms 5, 8 and 12 have a kitchenette of their own, so they take one share here rather than two cupboards.
Pick your room number to see the kitchen. Use the buttons at the top of this page, or the row just above. The photographs show you exactly which cupboard doors are yours — there is no point looking at somebody else’s.
YoursThe larders
YoursThe oven and fridge wall
YoursUnder the breakfast bar
YoursThe hob drawers
YoursThe sink run
Rooms 1 and 6 have a kitchenette of their own, so they take a smaller share here.
Pick your room number to see the kitchen. Use the buttons at the top of this page, or the row just above. The photographs show you exactly which cupboard doors are yours.
YoursThe hob wall
YoursThe window and sink wall
YoursThe oven and fridge wall
Three thermostats, one per floor — not one per room. Each one controls the heating for its whole floor.
Two of them sit inside bedrooms on purpose. A corridor or a fire lobby has radiators of its own and warms up fast, and heat collects at the top of a stairwell — a thermostat in either place reads warm and shuts the heating down while the rooms are still cold. In a bedroom it reads the temperature people are actually living in.
Two collections, two different days. Get these two wrong and the bin store overflows for a fortnight.

Then it repeats. If you are ever unsure which week you are in, the general waste bin goes out every Thursday regardless — that one never changes.
Collections can move around bank holidays. Westmorland and Furness Council publish the calendar for this address on their website.
Every Wednesday
No set time — it can be any time that day. Carried out by Jaydee Services.
A test is short. If it keeps sounding, treat it as real and leave.
One room on the ground floor, shared by all fourteen. Free to use, no booking, no rota.

Some of it is done for you. The rest is yours, and the two do not overlap.
Every communal area — both kitchens, the laundry, the hallways and stairs. Plus the en-suite in every occupied room. An empty room is not cleaned.
Your own room, your washing up, your shelf in the fridge, and anything you bring into a shared space. Your en-suite gets a weekly clean, which is not the same as it looking after itself for the other six days.

Some people here work nights. Someone is always asleep.
The short answers. Each one goes to the section that explains it.
The same details are on the notice board in the hallway. That board is the official copy.
Report it early. A small leak reported today is not a ceiling next month.
Ring Larimar. In office hours it is the office line, outside them it is the mobile. It is not free, so it is worth knowing the cost before it happens.
Everything below is measured from the front door. Nearest first.
Register with a GP when you arrive, not the week you first need one. Ring or check the website for opening times — the hours on the NHS listings for both practices are years out of date.
Two of them nearby, both run by Parkonomy, and the tariff is the same at each. The only thing that changes is the location number you quote when you pay.
Tariff correct on the revision date at the foot of this page. Parkonomy can change it without notice — check the sign in the car park before you pay.